vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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likedudewheresmycar:

disney-frozen-please:

I bet Hans wasn’t even going to say sandwiches.

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i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

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