michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

bassmonstertiff:

jinyii:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]

Cutest elephants ever.

hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh… your trunk is kinda small… hm… well momma said everyone is different and special… nice to meet you “shakes stubby human trunk*

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

guy:

cannibalism

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