kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

(via fake-mermaid)

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uhmeliamay:

putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee

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(Source: uhmeliamay, via orgasm)

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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(via annulet)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via stability)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via annulet)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via relahvant)

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via phobias)